Have you heard? Paris is under investigation by the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services for a pet violation. No, it’s not over Tinkerbell’s new skinny jeans and their circulation-constricting potential.

Nope. It’s the result of her seventeen(!) dogs—a no-no in LA where three is the max.

When asked how she’d managed to amass so many, the heiress-cum-starlet replied, “They keep having...

When it rains it pours, they say. In my case, it purrs. The last few days have brought me wild feline cases—and the one I’m about to relate was the wackiest I’ve seen in weeks. Yes, it involves a condom—really.

Now, normally all my condom cases are reserved for canines with poor taste in their comestibles. Dogs are far more likely to consume discarded objects with a distinctly human flavor....